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It's a semi-true story
Believe it or not
I made up a few things
And there's some I forgot. 
But the life and the tellin'
Are both real to me
And they run like the rain
All the way to the sea.
Semi-true stories.
~ Jimmy Buffett ~


~ TALES OF THE KWFL ~
How the KWFL Came to Be


I've been a Parrothead since 1977.  But for most of those years, I was also a lone palm.  None of my friends were Jimmy Buffett fans.  I went to concerts alone.

Then I got online in 1996, and found the Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.jimmy-buffett.  

There I discovered a motley crewe of wonderful people who welcomed me into their midst and shared their knowledge, their experiences, their jokes, and their many different definitions of Parrotheaddom.  The "regulars" on a.f.j-b in those days inspired the creation of the Key West Foreign Legion.  They appear in the stories.  The Tales are my gift to them ~ a "thank you" for their many kindnesses.

But the KWFL is for everyone who enjoys Jimmy Buffett's music.  No matter which albums or songs you like best or what you think a "true Parrothead" is, there is a place for you in this one particular harbor.

Welcome to Key Lime Key.


Dedicated to the crewe of the Usenet newsgroup
alt.fan.Jimmy-Buffett


KWFL -- The Key West Foreign Legion, a fictional hangout for Buffett fans on equally fictional Key Lime Key.

SAMs -- Smart Alecky Mens

SAWs -- Smart Alecky Wimmins

The colorful names are the online handles of the people who post regularly on the Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.jimmy-buffett.


THE FOUNDING

With thanks and apologies to Jimmy Buffett and crewe, and proceeding under the assumption that forgiveness is easier to ask than permission,

This serial takes place in a universe just a dimensional shimmer away from our own....

 

Preface
Part the First Part the Sixth
Part the Second Part the Seventh
Part the Third Part the Eighth
Part the Fourth Part the Ninth
Part the Fifth Part the Tenth

      


THE TALE OF THE MIAMI MANATEES

With thanks and apologies to Jimmy Buffett, Dave Barry, The Manatee Project and the manatees themselves, and proceeding under the assumption that forgiveness is easier to ask than permission....

The KWFL finds strange friends in unexpected places.

Part the First

Part the Second

Part the Third


THE TALE OF TROUBLE IN PARADISE

With thanks and apologies to Jimmy Buffett and crewe, and Raymond Chandler, and proceeding under the assumption that forgiveness is easier to ask than permission....

Trouble comes to Key Lime Key, and the Legionnaires learn that you just never know about people.

Part the First

Part the Second

Part the Third


A HALLOWEEN TALE

With thanks and apologies to Jimmy Buffett and crewe and proceeding under the assumption that forgiveness is easier to ask than permission....

For those of us with absent friends.

Part the Only

 


A Birthday Present

With thanks and apologies to Jimmy Buffett and crewe and proceeding under the assumption that forgiveness is easier to ask than permission....

A birthday present for a phriend on alt.fan.jimmy-buffett who had a yen for a lovely Coral Reefer ... back in olden days....

Part the Only

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